Monday, October 11, 2010

The Imposter

“This is Rakel Madmouse, CNN (Cat Network News), reporting on another dumped dumpster, very near the spot of the last dumpster dumping.

Security camera footage shows an entirely different dumper, but police suspect this one may be working with the other two…..”

"Rats! Someone has robbed our loot!" Banana screeched! " Come on Cheese, we better get home before our people wake up."

“That imposter!” Banana sputtered, as she threw a piece of cat food at the television. “How dare she? That…that…DOG!”

Well,” Cheese carefully began. “It was a good idea.”

“BUT IT’S A DOG!!!” Banana shouted.

[Dear reader, we humans just don’t understand quite how insulting this new situation is to our feline friends. I can only guess that it’s as embarrassing as showing up on Halloween dressed in the exact same costume as your arch enemy. Now THAT would be annoying!]


  1. Awwww Banana!!! You have to admit - it's a very clever doggie! Hello there Cheese!! :-)

    Take care

  2. Greetings,

    Mmmmm, looks like someone needs to go back to school since someone does not know the difference between a cat and a dog. You have to admit that this is certainly a smart dog but they are not going to get away with it for too long.

    Wishing you a wonderful start to the week,
    Miss Kitty and Egmont (dad)

  3. When Teego or Freya's naughty, I sometimes call them a dog lover as an insult!

  4. Hello you two!
    Thank you for this smile! ♥

  5. Hi! I just discovered your blog when I was over at Freya's. I love it - especially Rakel Madmouse. What a wonderful website you have!

    I was going to give Freya a blog award, but she led me to you, and ... well, heck. I guess I'll give it to both of you!

    I'll be back!

    Cokie the Cat