“This is Rakel Madmouse, CNN (Cat Network News), reporting on another dumped dumpster, very near the spot of the last dumpster dumping.
Security camera footage shows an entirely different dumper, but police suspect this one may be working with the other two…..”
Well,” Cheese carefully began. “It was a good idea.”
“BUT IT’S A DOG!!!” Banana shouted.
[Dear reader, we humans just don’t understand quite how insulting this new situation is to our feline friends. I can only guess that it’s as embarrassing as showing up on Halloween dressed in the exact same costume as your arch enemy. Now THAT would be annoying!]